I just recieved this from a friend thru email....it soooo sounds like me!
A. A. A. D. D.
Does this sound familiar???Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. -Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it develops:I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier.I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first.But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox, when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside thehouse to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke isgetting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote someone left it on the kitchen table.I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table , so I decideto put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels andwipe up the spill.Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.At the end of the day:----the car isn't washed,----the bills aren't paid,----there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter,----the flowers don't have enough water,----there is still only 1 check in my check book,----I can't find the remote,----I can't find my glasses,----and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll che ck my e-mail.Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember to whom it has been sent.Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY.GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC.P.S. I just remembered.I LEFT THE WATER RUNNING IN THE DRIVEWAY!
Okay, I grab my brush, section off my hair...here we go....BUMP!! OWWWWEE!! Now mind you, I have a pretty hard head, but this is a bit much! Kayyy, let's try this again...this thing is sooo big and round and heavy....instead of starting at the back of my head...let's try the front and side, maybe that will be easier...AGHHH! HOW DO YOU USE THIS THING!! Maybe if you have a personal stylist living with you...but to use this thing alone is dangerous! Too late now for any suggestions ....I thrown the bugger away!
* Dress #3= HORRIBLE
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