Definition of Chocolate:1.n. a food product made from the seeds of cocao, roasted and ground,often sweetened\\a small candy made e.g. of fondant, caramel or nuts, coated with chocolate\\a hot drink made from chocolate and milk 2. adj. flavored with chocolate\\of a brown color resembling that of chocolate.
CHOCOLATE; There's just something about it, isn't there?! While I firmly believe that romance shouldn't be used as a bribe to curry favors, a box of great chocolates is an incredibly well-received gift, isn't it? Reliable sources report that chocolate may just really be an aphrodisiac.
Fact: Chocolate contains large amounts of phenylethylamine, a chemical that is also naturally produced by the body when one has feelings of love.
Observation: 99% of all women love chocolate. 50% of them really love chocolate. 25% of them really, really love chocolate. And 2% of them really, really, really love chocolate!
Fact: The Aztecs considered chocolate to be so powerful a stimulant that women were forbidden from having it!
why CHOCOLATE is BETTER than SEX!!!!!
You can GET chocolate.
"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft.
You can safely have chocolate when you're driving.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your workmates.
"If you really love me, you'd swallow" has real meaning with chocolate.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
Good chocolate is easy to find.
You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk on Monday.
One bar doesn't get angry/jealous when you have another.
You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
When you have chocolate it doesn't keep your neighbours awake.
With chocolate size doesn't matter.......it's always good.
Rules of chocolate
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?
You can GET chocolate.
"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft.
You can safely have chocolate when you're driving.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your workmates.
"If you really love me, you'd swallow" has real meaning with chocolate.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
Good chocolate is easy to find.
You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk on Monday.
One bar doesn't get angry/jealous when you have another.
You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
When you have chocolate it doesn't keep your neighbours awake.
With chocolate size doesn't matter.......it's always good.
Rules of chocolateIf you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?
If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?
9 reactions to todays post:
I had chocolate for dinner last night after coming home from work...yes, it was THAT bad.
Contented Sigh....
Ok "you can eat chocolate without getting hair in your mouth"......
is a lie!!!!
Especially when you go to eat some snow caps (my favorite) and find the kids had spilled them on your carpet, that you hadn't vacuumed cause your to busy running and taking care of said brats....I mean the Lil Angles, and they think noone will notcie if they just put them back in the box. Like I wont notice half the box is gone and somthing that looks like a leaf is in the box!!!!
Not to mention....having chocolate in a house with 4 kids is a mission in covert opperations!!!!
007 has nothing on my kids!!!
They will find it!!!!
Have I mentioned that I love my children?
Spitters are quitters!!
MY FAVORITE!!! I am part of the 2 % of chocolate lovers. And like the Keeper, it's hard to keep chocolate around the house with 2 kids, but I have found GREAT hiding places, like the closet where the broom is kept, cuz no kids go in there, or the top of the fridge cuz kids are too lazy to get a chair (I didn't know about the calorie thing tho').
That' it. I'm making a chocolate cake.
I'm going chocolate shopping right after work!
Oh do I love good chocolate! You have made some seriously good arguments here. I am going to have to obtain some chocolate to ensure your findings are accurate!!!!!!
OMG! I only like certain chocolates, but I have to forward this to my daughter who is a chocolatier with Dove Chocolates. What a hoot!!
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